The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz
Tell her she looks thin. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.
Teenage Mutant Leela’s Hurdles
Say what? I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.
- Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…
- You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!
- Leela’s gonna kill me.
I Dated a Robot
Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.
Look, last night was a mistake. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.
- It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.
- Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.
Guess again. Noooooo! Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Hello Morbo, how’s the family? You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. Tell them I hate them.